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If your child is nervous about their next checkup, try cutting your teeth as an amateur comedian with some of our favorite dental jokes!
We understand there are many places your child would rather be than sitting in the dentist chair. Since we’ve been providing quality dental care to kids just like yours for years, we understand the importance of easing any anxieties beforehand.
So while we certainly can’t vouch for these jokes as being particularly hilarious, they’re proven to ease any tension regarding a visit to Kidtastic Dental.
Ok here we go!
Why did the tree visit the dentist?
It needed a root canal.
What did one tooth say about the fillings?
There’s gold in dem fills!
What did the judge ask the tooth selected for jury duty?
Do you swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth?
Why did the king decide to visit the dentist?
He wanted to get a crown for his tooth!
What did the dentist do during the earthquake?
She made sure to brace herself.
What did the tooth say to the absentminded dentist?
Fill me in when you remember!
What’s the favorite animal of dentists everywhere?
The Molar bear.
What did the dentist receive as employee of the month?
A tiny plaque.
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Hey, go easy on us – we’re dentists, not comedians!
Old hat jokes aside, there’s nothing funny about tooth decay occurring in your child’s mouth. Schedule an appointment at Kidtastic and receive the quality care worthy of your child’s smile.
